I don’t fully understand girls’ butts . . .
But here they are, anyway!
Okay, the way all this started was I was scanning youtube for videos about Dominique Moceanu, and I saw a link that said “Moceanu Butt Shot,” so I figured I might as well look at it, since I’m not a lez.
Then I saw some Vanessa Atler butt shot videos and I decided this is probably some kind of a trend. Then after watching a few, I realized, yeah, it’s a trend, all right, but one that started long before you or I or any of these gymnasts’ butts came along. It started the instant guys got hormones back in the caveman days.
Surprisingly, I couldn’t find nearly as many butt-shot videos as I expected. I was able find a short clip of the great Lavinia Milosovici doing gymnastics in her underwear during the Japanese photo shoot/video thing she did with Claudia Presecan and Corina Ungrureanu in 2002. So everybody ought to get a big kick out of that. Poor Milo! (Here’s that story, for those of you who are more interested in the 2008 U.S. women’s gymnastics team than in gymnastics.)
LITTLE MOCEANU – butt shot 1
LITTLE MOCEANU – butt shot 2
LITTLE MOCEANU – butt shot 3
LITTLE MOCEANU – shaking and wiggling on the floor
VANESSA ATLER – butt shot 1
VANESSA ATLER – butt shot 2
DARIA BIJAK – two-time German national champion
ELSA GARCIA – Mexico
MILO’S UNDERWEAR GYMNASTICS VIDEO CLIP
(NOTE: youtube removes Milo underwear videos regularly; if this one is gone, search and you’ll find another.)
Finally, to put out the fire, here’s a video somebody made called “Nastia Liukin Sexy.” I started laughing before I even watched it, because I knew exactly what it was going to be: A bunch of shots of Nastia that are supposed to be sexy with a typical, nondescript song straight out of Generation Cell Phone playing in the background.
Nastia is about as sexy as a Cocker Spaniel. I will never understand what guys see in her, other than the fact that the media told them to rage hormones over her and, like all good little tech-addicted morons, they followed orders. Everybody on that 2008 U.S. team was funny-looking, but Nastia was . . . hell, is “offensive” too strong a word? You can watch this video and see how violently you disagree with me.
NASTY LOOKIN’ “SEXY”