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Gymnast butt-shot videos

I don’t fully understand girls’ butts . . .

But here they are, anyway!

Six of the Magnificent 7: Dominique Moceanu, Kerri Strug, Shannon Miller, Jaycie Phelps, Dominique Dawes and Amanda Borden.

Okay, the way all this started was I was scanning youtube for videos about Dominique Moceanu, and I saw a link that said “Moceanu Butt Shot,” so I figured I might as well look at it, since I’m not a lez.

Then I saw some Vanessa Atler butt shot videos and I decided this is probably some kind of a trend.  Then after watching a few, I realized, yeah, it’s a trend, all right, but one that started long before you or I or any of these gymnasts’ butts came along.  It started the instant guys got hormones back in the caveman days.

Surprisingly, I couldn’t find nearly as many butt-shot videos as I expected.  I was able find a short clip of the great Lavinia Milosovici doing gymnastics in her underwear during the Japanese photo shoot/video thing she did with Claudia Presecan and Corina Ungrureanu in 2002.  So everybody ought to get a big kick out of that.  Poor Milo! (Here’s that story, for those of you who are more interested in the 2008 U.S. women’s gymnastics team than in gymnastics.)


LITTLE MOCEANU – butt shot 1

LITTLE MOCEANU – butt shot 2

LITTLE MOCEANU – butt shot 3

LITTLE MOCEANU – shaking and wiggling on the floor

VANESSA ATLER – butt shot 1

VANESSA ATLER – butt shot 2

CHELLSIE MEMMEL

SAMANTHA PRESZEK

DARIA BIJAK – two-time German national champion

ELSA GARCIA – Mexico

MILO’S UNDERWEAR GYMNASTICS VIDEO CLIP

(NOTE: youtube removes Milo underwear videos regularly; if this one is gone, search and you’ll find another.)

Finally, to put out the fire, here’s a video somebody made called “Nastia Liukin Sexy.”  I started laughing before I even watched it, because I knew exactly what it was going to be: A bunch of shots of Nastia that are supposed to be sexy with a typical, nondescript song straight out of Generation Cell Phone playing in the background.

Nastia is about as sexy as a Cocker Spaniel.  I will never understand what guys see in her, other than the fact that the media told them to rage hormones over her and, like all good little tech-addicted morons, they followed orders.  Everybody on that 2008 U.S. team was funny-looking, but Nastia was . . . hell, is “offensive” too strong a word?  You can watch this video and see how violently you disagree with me.

NASTY LOOKIN’ “SEXY”

Sarah!