Kelly Ripa’s cameltoe brings a reader to my site

Poor Jeff – he was only looking for something fun . . .

and he wound up here

I guess this is Kelly Ripa.

A regular reader – now, anyway – Jeff (screen name) wrote and told me that some time back he had Googled “Kelly Ripa cameltoe” and thinks that search may have been what landed him on this website in the first place.

Yes, Google knows it’s stuff, all right, but unless I totally spaced it, I never put up a picture of Kelly Ripa – toe or no toe.  In fact, I don’t even know who she is.  I have probably only heard her name once or twice in my life.

But because I do put some marginally racy stuff here, Google probably latched on to that.  Google probably thinks this is a porn site, so naturally I could show up in all kinds of searches.

The horses people rode in on

For example, here are a few select words and phrases that people have used to get to this site, which is a high-level gymnastics journalism website, not a damn porn site.  Beside each entry is the number of hits from that word/phrase.

(I had to go back to the original Elite Gymnastics Stars’ stats, because Google hasn’t really latched on to this site yet.)

back seat, 499

bra sizes, 413

gymnast cameltoe, 410

hot gymnasts, 365

gymnastics butt, 334

playboy mansion, 279

(This got people to “Nastia Liukin to Move Into Playboy Mansion in August.”)

steliana nistor butt, 262

(I’ve written a lot about Steliana’s majestic butt, and all the stories have been popular.  An example is “Steliana Nistor Never Had a Hope In Hell With The Judges.”)

sexy gymnastics, 245

alicia sacramone boobs, 239

(Why are people fascinated with this???)

two girls one cup, 238

(This likely linked people to “Three Girls, One Bed.”)

little virgins, 221

satanic sex, 221

shaved vagina, 152

big butt gymnast, 132

picture of a goat, 129

(This fucking term is always coming up because of a picture of a goat I put in the story about Kerri Strugg’s wedding.  Jesus Christ.)

ritual sex, 108

gymnast crotch, 79

gymnast vagina, 60

shaved cunt, 59

beth tweddle cameltoe, 51

nastia liukin ass, 51

mark ballas erection, 50

(From when dimwit Shawn gave him one on national TV.)

dominique moceanu nude, 49

(I would KILL for a photo of that.  If anybody has one, please send it.  I’ll pay you.)

shawn johnson camel, 48

flat chested women, 46

indian fucking , 43

camel toe gymnastics, 41

nistor wedgie, 37

underage lust, 37

shower girls, 33

Elfi in the middle.

Wow!  While many of the terms above are highly relevant to this site (and EGS), many are not . . .

Actually, the more I look at that list, I guess they’re all relevant after all.  Hell, maybe this IS a porn site.

But back to Jeff’s comment.  Off the top of my head, the only story I remember writing about a cameltoe was one from last year about Elfi Schlegel’s, so that’s probably the story Jeff’s search term took him to.  I’m guessing.

It just goes to show you how powerful search engines are.  Now if I could figure out a way to sell ads on this thing and make money from all that traffic, I’d be in good shape.

Sarah!

BONUS POINTS

Did you learn anything here today?  If you paid attention, you learned:

1. Guys are very vagina-oriented.

2. Google might have this website categorized as a porn site, just because I put up photos of girls peeing out the window, naked Dobre and Steliana Nistor’s butt.

3. Alicia Sacramone has big, disgusting knockers.

4. The video “2 Girls 1 Cup” was disgusting, but my story, “Three Girls, One Bed,” about me and Aimee seducing Lili Arboreen and Lili . . . making my bed wet, was borderline elegant.

5. “Satanic sex” doesn’t necessarily mean having sex with Satan.

6. Whoever married Kerri Strug better have a lot of patience.

7. Elfi Schlegel’s was the only cameltoe I can remember writing about.

8. Search engines are very powerful, especially when trying to find porn.

9. There is no telling how many mothers have forbidden their little gymnast daughters to read this site.

10. I am glad to have many male readers, especially those who don’t give a shit about gymnastics.

Posted on February 26, 2012, in Sarah's Corner and tagged , , , , , , , , , . Bookmark the permalink. 4 Comments.

  1. I am rolling on the floor, laughing my ass off. Thanks.

    Jeff

  2. It appears that you have forgotten about these two stories:
    Oh, Shawn – look what you’ve done now!
    Concerning Steliana Nistor’s butt . . .

    • No shit. I TOTALLY forgot about them. All kind of toes running wild.

      Thanks for being here and helping me to remember what I forget. I’m getting ready to do some Shawn Johnson stories when she was on Regis and Kelly, so you might have to help me out some more there, too, because I’m perplexed about that shit.

      Sarah!

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