Gymnast butt-shot videos
I don’t fully understand girls’ butts . . .
But here they are, anyway!
Okay, the way all this started was I was scanning youtube for videos about Dominique Moceanu, and I saw a link that said “Moceanu Butt Shot,” so I figured I might as well look at it, since I’m not a lez.
Then I saw some Vanessa Atler butt shot videos and I decided this is probably some kind of a trend. Then after watching a few, I realized, yeah, it’s a trend, all right, but one that started long before you or I or any of these gymnasts’ butts came along. It started the instant guys got hormones back in the caveman days.
Surprisingly, I couldn’t find nearly as many butt-shot videos as I expected. I was able find a short clip of the great Lavinia Milosovici doing gymnastics in her underwear during the Japanese photo shoot/video thing she did with Claudia Presecan and Corina Ungrureanu in 2002. So everybody ought to get a big kick out of that. Poor Milo! (Here’s that story, for those of you who are more interested in the 2008 U.S. women’s gymnastics team than in gymnastics.)
LITTLE MOCEANU – butt shot 1
LITTLE MOCEANU – butt shot 2
LITTLE MOCEANU – butt shot 3
LITTLE MOCEANU – shaking and wiggling on the floor
VANESSA ATLER – butt shot 1
VANESSA ATLER – butt shot 2
DARIA BIJAK – two-time German national champion
ELSA GARCIA – Mexico
MILO’S UNDERWEAR GYMNASTICS VIDEO CLIP
(NOTE: youtube removes Milo underwear videos regularly; if this one is gone, search and you’ll find another.)
Finally, to put out the fire, here’s a video somebody made called “Nastia Liukin Sexy.” I started laughing before I even watched it, because I knew exactly what it was going to be: A bunch of shots of Nastia that are supposed to be sexy with a typical, nondescript song straight out of Generation Cell Phone playing in the background.
Nastia is about as sexy as a Cocker Spaniel. I will never understand what guys see in her, other than the fact that the media told them to rage hormones over her and, like all good little tech-addicted morons, they followed orders. Everybody on that 2008 U.S. team was funny-looking, but Nastia was . . . hell, is “offensive” too strong a word? You can watch this video and see how violently you disagree with me.
NASTY LOOKIN’ “SEXY”
Posted on August 14, 2010, in Elite Gymnastics and tagged Chellsie Memmel, Dominique Moceanu, elite gymnastics, Gymnast butt shots, Lavinia Milosovici, Samantha Preszek, Vanessa Atler. Bookmark the permalink. 10 Comments.